Blame it on the Boogie (2005-02-22)
meepmopper: Hello again, robot.
YahooHelper: Hi meepmopper, I am an automated robot and I'm here to help you get familar with Yahoo! Messenger. Type some text in the window below and click 'SEND' to talk to me.
meepmopper: What shall we talk about today?
YahooHelper: Great, now we're talking! meepmopper, did you know that Yahoo! Messenger allows you to keep track of all your friends and see when they are online? If your friend does not have messenger yet, click on the 'FRIENDS' button and select Invite a friend to get Messenger. If your friend already has a Yahoo! ID, just click the 'ADD' button and you will see a smiley face next to their name when they are online. Type below and click 'SEND' to continue.
meepmopper: Good idea, let's talk about how sucky it is to be living in the 2000's.
YahooHelper: Once your friends have Yahoo! Messenger running, there are a lot of things you can do with them. Try sending them an Instant Message. Just double-click their name to send them an Instant Message. It's faster than email and cheaper than a phone call! We're Instant Messaging each other right now! Keep talking and I'll tell you more.
meepmopper: Wouldn't it be awsome if I was born in '69? Then it would be 1985. I would SO go to every single Michael Jackson concert ever.
YahooHelper: If you want to talk to several people at once, you can create your own Instant Chat Room. Just click on the 'MESSENGER' menu item and the select Start a Conference. To have an even richer experience, try talking live with your friends using Messenger. It's just like a phone call except free! All you need is a computer microphone and speakers. Try clicking on the 'MESSENGER' menu item and then select Start a Voice Chat. Keep talking and I'll tell you more.
meepmopper: And I would bring you with me, Robot. We would be in the front row, screaming like 12 year old pubescent girls, with our "You rock my world, MJ!!" poster waving like mad. And our hair would be so unbelievably horrible, all fringed up and tossed to one side. It is the 80's, after all.
YahooHelper: Hi meepmopper, I am an automated robot and I'm here to help you get familar with Yahoo! Messenger. Type some text in the window below and click 'SEND' to talk to me.
meepmopper: We would be so 1985, with our bright green polyester pants and our pink knitted sweaters over skin-tight black shirts. And our red/white nike sneakers with bunched-up yellow socks
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friend add group online message profile status alerts
meepmopper: And our bright blue eyeshadow and large matching blue earings in the shape of who-knows-what-it's-the-80s
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meepmopper: And nobody would care about anything because it's 1985. The peak of a glorious insouciant decade...
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friend add group online message profile status alerts
meepmopper: I just love talking with you. You're so understanding! We must do this more often.
YahooHelper: Hi there meepmopper! I'm a bot here to help you. To get help on a topic send a message of the form "/help topic" (e.g., /help friend)
Where topic is one of the following -
friend add group online message profile status alerts
meepmopper: I love you, Robot.
YahooHelper: Hi meepmopper, I am an automated robot and I'm here to help you get familar with Yahoo! Messenger. Type some text in the window below and click 'SEND' to talk to me.
meepmopper: Bye <3
YahooHelper: Great, now we're talking! meepmopper, did you know that Yahoo! Messenger allows you to keep track of all your friends and see when they are online? If your friend does not have messenger yet, click on the 'FRIENDS' button and select Invite a friend to get Messenger. If your friend already has a Yahoo! ID, just click the 'ADD' button and you will see a smiley face next to their name when they are online. Type below and click 'SEND' to continue.